"We can make it work," she said.

[monkeytailed]

I have no idea why this came up in a search for 'Lithuania Bushido Federation,' which is why I decided to use it.

SCENE: Lithuania. Fortunately the magical communicators are out in full force.

Somehow or another you've ended up in an arena dedicated to combat sports. Brave gladiators are busy fencing, wrestling, kicking, biting, whatever, for the chance of honor, glory, and/or money. Assume that (despite the fact the actual Lithuania Bushido Federation is likely an upstanding organization) there's some shady sort of vibe going on and it's some underground fighting thing.

Whatever. Anyway. Cutting to the chase with a literal cut.

( Optional RNG options for the RNG inclined. )