pinkpizzellekops | GIRL SCOUT COOKIES

It's that time of year again - Girl Scout Cookie time. Thin Mints, Samoas, even your boring Shortbread. So what are you waiting for?

Using the RNG, pick a scenario to play out from numbers 1-7. Or, if that doesn't strike your taste buds, come up with your own!

1) You're selling those cookies! Knock on doors, set up a stand at your local grocery store - it doesn't matter. You want that damn cookie patch and if someone says they don't want any? Tough, they're going to get a box of Tagalongs and like it.

2) It's finally cookie season! Share your excitement with others around you, even if they may not be as thrilled about Savannah Smiles as you are. But then again, what do they know?

3) Oh boy! The day of cookie delivery has finally come and--- wait. The person in the house next door just got the last box of Shout Outs!? That's not even supposed to happen, you ordered them after all. Go over and give them a piece of your mind!

4) No one is touching your box of Thin Mints. No one. They are yours. And only yours.

5) Here's the deal. Who do you have to kill for a box of Dulce De Leche? Either you missed cookie season entirely or those little twerps never showed up at your door with their bright smiling faces and overeager attitudes. Make them pay.

6) Now that the danger has passed, go ahead and enjoy your Shortbreads. Maybe even share with someone - a random stranger perhaps, or a close friend.

7) Whatever! A mix of some of the above or whatever cookie related shenanigan you require.

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Sorry, I was just... I'm really not used to people appearing like you did. How'd you...

[He stops, because that Helpuppy really is adorable, and he can't bear the thought of something bad happening to it.]

Well, what kind of cookies do you have?

We have a wide assortment of mortal delicacies and delicious baked goods...I can vouch for their flavor personally. Thin Mints and Animal Treasures! [And here he shows Luke the boxes as he names them.] We even have a box of Thin Mints. The last. They sell swiftly...and if you pass up on it I'm not certain if we can find you a box should you change your mind.

[ You know what? Just ignoring Luke now, and giving a shocked expression to Loki. ]

Wait! That's our last box? Seriously!?

[ If Leah was the type she'd shift uncomfortably. It's not like she has three boxes of them squirreled away somewhere or anything. Instead - ice queen. ]

We sold out quickly.

[ Yep. ]

Well... okay, I'll take that box. And uh, what other ones have chocolate in them?

[Luke's kind of a chocaholic. He's still not sure if one can be both a Jedi and a chocaholic, but it's worked out so far.]

GIRL SCOUT COOKIES

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I don't know. Start. 1/?. That sort of thing.

2/whatever

3/out of 3 probably

wow you guys