GIRL SCOUT COOKIES

[proved]

It's that time of year again - Girl Scout Cookie time. Thin Mints, Samoas, even your boring Shortbread. So what are you waiting for?

Using the RNG, pick a scenario to play out from numbers 1-7. Or, if that doesn't strike your taste buds, come up with your own!

1) You're selling those cookies! Knock on doors, set up a stand at your local grocery store - it doesn't matter. You want that damn cookie patch and if someone says they don't want any? Tough, they're going to get a box of Tagalongs and like it.

2) It's finally cookie season! Share your excitement with others around you, even if they may not be as thrilled about Savannah Smiles as you are. But then again, what do they know?

3) Oh boy! The day of cookie delivery has finally come and--- wait. The person in the house next door just got the last box of Shout Outs!? That's not even supposed to happen, you ordered them after all. Go over and give them a piece of your mind!

4) No one is touching your box of Thin Mints. No one. They are yours. And only yours.

5) Here's the deal. Who do you have to kill for a box of Dulce De Leche? Either you missed cookie season entirely or those little twerps never showed up at your door with their bright smiling faces and overeager attitudes. Make them pay.

6) Now that the danger has passed, go ahead and enjoy your Shortbreads. Maybe even share with someone - a random stranger perhaps, or a close friend.

7) Whatever! A mix of some of the above or whatever cookie related shenanigan you require.

Comments

Cho Hakkai | Saiyuki

[yetanotherpunishment]

1

[undespairing]

Hello sir! Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies? They're guaranteed delicious!

[Please ignore the fact this kid's obviously not female. Or even dressed as a scout.]

Strikes indicate not said

[yetanotherpunishment]

What are Girl Scout cookies? Are you helping your sister? Ah, hello. I'm terribly sorry, but I only have enough money on me for the groceries. [Because he's not about to ask Gojyo for an allowance.] Perhaps some other time?

[undespairing]

Some other time's fine too! The cookies can wait. [He glances at the cookies.] ...Then again they might get sold out.

Hey, maybe you could pick some now and I'll hold onto them for you! You could get some for your friends too. Everyone likes cookies, right? You can even try a box for free.

[yetanotherpunishment]

Ah, I'd have to talk to my roommate about it first... [Mainly because it's his money.]

[undespairing]

Oh, I see, I see, so he's got all the money, huh? [Because he likes to make intelligent guesses.]

[yetanotherpunishment]

Just for the moment, he's helping me get back on my feet.