GIRL SCOUT COOKIES

[proved]

It's that time of year again - Girl Scout Cookie time. Thin Mints, Samoas, even your boring Shortbread. So what are you waiting for?

Using the RNG, pick a scenario to play out from numbers 1-7. Or, if that doesn't strike your taste buds, come up with your own!

1) You're selling those cookies! Knock on doors, set up a stand at your local grocery store - it doesn't matter. You want that damn cookie patch and if someone says they don't want any? Tough, they're going to get a box of Tagalongs and like it.

2) It's finally cookie season! Share your excitement with others around you, even if they may not be as thrilled about Savannah Smiles as you are. But then again, what do they know?

3) Oh boy! The day of cookie delivery has finally come and--- wait. The person in the house next door just got the last box of Shout Outs!? That's not even supposed to happen, you ordered them after all. Go over and give them a piece of your mind!

4) No one is touching your box of Thin Mints. No one. They are yours. And only yours.

5) Here's the deal. Who do you have to kill for a box of Dulce De Leche? Either you missed cookie season entirely or those little twerps never showed up at your door with their bright smiling faces and overeager attitudes. Make them pay.

6) Now that the danger has passed, go ahead and enjoy your Shortbreads. Maybe even share with someone - a random stranger perhaps, or a close friend.

7) Whatever! A mix of some of the above or whatever cookie related shenanigan you require.

Comments

[impulsive]

No it's nooooooot. [He sprawls himself over the kitchen counter and gives Wally a very resigned look.] Tim and Kon say I can't be quiet, and then I tell them I can, but they always win bets and I don't have any allowance for the next week or so.

[wallyvswalls]

Then that teaches you another valuable lesson: never bet your ability to be quiet.

[impulsive]

[THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR THIS MADNESS.

In a millisecond - slow for a speedster - Bart somehow manages to find markers to draw something like this comic for dear ol' Wally:]



[If the image doesn't work: panel 1 is of Wally being A FIERCE DRAGON, panel 2 is Bart dousing fierce dragon with water, and panel 3... is Bart successfully taking all the girl scout cookies. ALL OF THEM.]

[wallyvswalls]

Dude, what is this supposed to be? And why am I breathing fire?