GIRL SCOUT COOKIES

[proved]

It's that time of year again - Girl Scout Cookie time. Thin Mints, Samoas, even your boring Shortbread. So what are you waiting for?

Using the RNG, pick a scenario to play out from numbers 1-7. Or, if that doesn't strike your taste buds, come up with your own!

1) You're selling those cookies! Knock on doors, set up a stand at your local grocery store - it doesn't matter. You want that damn cookie patch and if someone says they don't want any? Tough, they're going to get a box of Tagalongs and like it.

2) It's finally cookie season! Share your excitement with others around you, even if they may not be as thrilled about Savannah Smiles as you are. But then again, what do they know?

3) Oh boy! The day of cookie delivery has finally come and--- wait. The person in the house next door just got the last box of Shout Outs!? That's not even supposed to happen, you ordered them after all. Go over and give them a piece of your mind!

4) No one is touching your box of Thin Mints. No one. They are yours. And only yours.

5) Here's the deal. Who do you have to kill for a box of Dulce De Leche? Either you missed cookie season entirely or those little twerps never showed up at your door with their bright smiling faces and overeager attitudes. Make them pay.

6) Now that the danger has passed, go ahead and enjoy your Shortbreads. Maybe even share with someone - a random stranger perhaps, or a close friend.

7) Whatever! A mix of some of the above or whatever cookie related shenanigan you require.

Comments

[tenyeargambit]

Well, it was worth a try. You wouldn't by any chance have any Samoas? They were out by the time they got to me. I would be willing to work out a deal...

[inthebones]

If you're thinking of the five-fingered discount, you can keep your paws to yourself.

Otherwise, I suppose if you've got anything with more chocolate on it...

[tenyeargambit]

[And he turns serious: they're getting down to business.] When I encountered the Girl Scouts they were out of the Samoas, but they did have Thin Mints. Apparently they had ran out but recently restocked. I propose a simple trade: two boxes for one of yours.

[inthebones]

They're called Thin Mints for a reason. Barely enough to roll around in your mouth and wholly unsatisfying. One box of Thin Mints and one of Tagalongs.