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"We can make it work," she said.

I have no idea why this came up in a search for 'Lithuania Bushido Federation,' which is why I decided to use it.

SCENE: Lithuania. Fortunately the magical communicators are out in full force.

Somehow or another you've ended up in an arena dedicated to combat sports. Brave gladiators are busy fencing, wrestling, kicking, biting, whatever, for the chance of honor, glory, and/or money. Assume that (despite the fact the actual Lithuania Bushido Federation is likely an upstanding organization) there's some shady sort of vibe going on and it's some underground fighting thing.

Whatever. Anyway. Cutting to the chase with a literal cut.

( Optional RNG options for the RNG inclined. )

SUPPORT GROUP MEME II: SON OF SUPPORTING

I'll make this look pretty later with HTML and all, but I wanted to put up an overflow post because no one likes recaptcha.

Mindless self indulgence, hence the lack of RNGed memes.

SCENE: A forest. A temperate rainforest, to be more precise, which means that it's excessively wet and rather cold. On the debatably brighter side, there was a great deal less in the way of exotic animals that had an overabundance of poison and flowers which smelled like rotting meat. Also, one could spend hours cataloguing the exotic array of moss that adorned the various maples surrounding them, a fascinating pastime for any budding botanists among them.

They were in the process of traveling from Location A to Location B. It was the army's tactician's idea. At the moment, the tactician wasn't exactly the most popular of individuals as heading from A to B entailed a rest stop in this damp forested place. Though it could be worse. Last week they were slogging through a snowy pass. Here it was merely really fucking damp. Also, no one had tried to kill any of them unless one counted the bear that one of them accidentally ran into and ran away from: an additional bonus.

I get seasick on boats, actually. Do you?

Maybe you didn't get your damn Thin Mints. Maybe you're tired of rain or maybe you're tired of traffic. Whatever the case, somehow or another you ended up on a boat. You're on a boat!

...you're on a boat? For whatever reason you're sailing on a boat. Not only that, but the flavor text photo was picked for a reason: the boat is in the middle of the ocean, or at least a reasonably large sea or lake. You have no idea where this vessel is heading or how long it takes before it hits port and there's no easy way off in sight.

Which brings up the question of what boat you're on. You have options here. It might be a vessel of your own choosing, or, if you're stumped, perhaps it's one of the following...

( RNG time! )

GIRL SCOUT COOKIES

It's that time of year again - Girl Scout Cookie time. Thin Mints, Samoas, even your boring Shortbread. So what are you waiting for?

Using the RNG, pick a scenario to play out from numbers 1-7. Or, if that doesn't strike your taste buds, come up with your own!

1) You're selling those cookies! Knock on doors, set up a stand at your local grocery store - it doesn't matter. You want that damn cookie patch and if someone says they don't want any? Tough, they're going to get a box of Tagalongs and like it.

2) It's finally cookie season! Share your excitement with others around you, even if they may not be as thrilled about Savannah Smiles as you are. But then again, what do they know?

3) Oh boy! The day of cookie delivery has finally come and--- wait. The person in the house next door just got the last box of Shout Outs!? That's not even supposed to happen, you ordered them after all. Go over and give them a piece of your mind!

4) No one is touching your box of Thin Mints. No one. They are yours. And only yours.

5) Here's the deal. Who do you have to kill for a box of Dulce De Leche? Either you missed cookie season entirely or those little twerps never showed up at your door with their bright smiling faces and overeager attitudes. Make them pay.

6) Now that the danger has passed, go ahead and enjoy your Shortbreads. Maybe even share with someone - a random stranger perhaps, or a close friend.

7) Whatever! A mix of some of the above or whatever cookie related shenanigan you require.

Meme in the Rain!

Somewhere in the middle of the city, it's raining outside. The streets are drenched with rain, and most people - if they haven't taken cover inside a comfy building somewhere - have nothing but their trusty raincoats and umbrellas to keep them safe.

Try not to hurry too much, dears! The roads are slippery... and so far? It doesn't look like anyone's quite in a rush to get anywhere. This rain isn't going anywhere anytime soon, so you might as well stick around and enjoy it.

( But for those of you who want the trusty RNG... )

In which I hit 'random' on Wikipedia a few times until I get a location.

SCENE: The Central Expressway in Dallas, Texas. (This is why you guys should stop me.)

The sun hung low to the west, looking like someone threw a bright red tomato at the horizon and it stuck. It's hot, but not quite oppressively so. It's merely unpleasantly hot, unless someone had a taste for hot weather in which case it was likely delightful.

There's also gridlock: apparently there was a traffic accident further to the north. (Great.) You won't be going anywhere for a while.

( Optional RNG prompts in case you need one. )